Pooing Uncontrollably? FTW

                         My friend and I were in class, and we were talking about roller coasters and what would happen if somebody fell off.

1. Die (You don't say??)
2. Their butt would explode and inside, on one butt cheek, there's a section of poo, on the other, there's a section of pee. In the middle, it would be diarrhea. And since that butt has um.. exploded, the butt is not functioning properly, so the poor guy is uncontrollably pooing/ diarrheaing?? So if it's a water ride and the person lands in the water, the diarrhea would look like dolphin poo. Here's a picture:

And yes... it's eating the poo.

So... The poop looks like a brown cloud underwater. Yes, I've seen a dolphin poo before. It was all ,"POOF"
If you go to Seaworld, go to Shamu's stadium, but go underground. If your early, you might see the bottlenose dolphins and the pilot whale might be training for their next performance, and see them pooing.. so I don't thinks it's sanitary to swim with them.


And uhhhh..... YEP!! I guess that's all


SHE YOU SHOON!!